Jokes, Jokes and Nothing but Jokes
Jokes
What did Frankenstein say when he bought his new house?
"Where's the skeleton key?"


A guy goes to a doctor because he has a rash. The doctor says:
"We'll have to start from scratch!"


Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
Because she was a knockout!



Q: What's the difference between Simba and O.J.?
A: One's an African lion the other a lion African!
Funniest Jokes
Q: How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.


Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . .
Jokes of the Month
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice: "The big sissy...."


You, and 2 of your friends got killed and were sent to heaven, where there was only one rule. You could not ever step on the white bunny rabbit. So, you and 1 of your friends are walking along and see your other friend making out with this really ugly person! The 2 of you ask your friend why he/she is making out with this ugly person. The friend says,
"I stepped on the white bunny rabbit".

Then later, you and your friend that had stepped on the white bunny rabbit were walking along and saw your other friend making out with an even wrost looking person!! The 2 of you ask your friend why he/she is making out with this ugly person. The friend says,
"I stepped on the white bunny rabbit"

Now, the 2 friends who stepped on the white bunny rabbit are walking and see YOU making out with this beautiful model! The 2 friends ask you how you managed to get her/him. The model then turned around and says,
"I stepped on the white bunny rabbit"
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